She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize