I am puke
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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