The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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