How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
