your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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