; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Only a mothe r could love this liver
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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