If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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