How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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