with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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