were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ugly people sure do ruin things
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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