Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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