Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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