So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I understand Curling. That high.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
