Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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