Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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