i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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