It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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