Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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