Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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