IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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