It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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