Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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