He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.