Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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