just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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