That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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