What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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