guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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