I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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