I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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