I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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