Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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