To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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