Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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