Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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