Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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