Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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