Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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