I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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