it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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