Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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