All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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