I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Randomize