this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
