how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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