You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize