I bet he comes in French.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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