Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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