Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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