whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
A+ Viking dick
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