Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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