i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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