I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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