you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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