It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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