I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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